Today's film is Housebound. It comes all the way from New Zealand. This is one of those movies that I can watch over and over and still be entertained. It is great!
One of the best aspects about this film is that is seamlessly mixes horror and comedy. Are there ghosts in the house? Or is it something even worse? Our main character is trapped in the house due to being on house arrest. She may be going stir crazy from being trapped in there, but she is definitely not alone in the house.
There are also many plot twists in this film. Some you will never see coming! Even after you watch the film the first time, and you know all the twists, the movie is still fun to watch. As a horror movie, there are many scary elements, but as a comedy movie, we know it will have a good ending. I highly recommend watching this film. I will give it a 9/10.
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Thursday, February 9, 2017
Tuesday, January 31, 2017
The Palm Beach Story (1942)
My new year's resolution is to post once at least once a week. The last film I saw was The Palm Beach Story. Which interests me because I love all things Florida.
I would say that this is one of the most funniest screwball comedies I have seen so far. A woman, Gerry, is married to an inventor, who needs a lot of money. After a rich old man gives her some money for no reason, she gets an idea. She will divorce him and woo other rich men into giving her money, until she can raise what her husband needs. Which is oddly noble. Of course, her husband doesn't understand and tries to sabotage her at every turn.
Despite having no suitcase, clothes, or ticket, she somehow makes it Florida on the train. There is a lot of physical comedy even though it stars a lady, which is refreshing. This is better than most modern romantic comedies. She also meets a handsome rich guy who is totally not a Rockefeller.
Her husband shows up, of course, and the rich guy's sister, a princess, falls in love with him. Gerry and her husband turn down the chance to have tons of money for the rest of their lives and stay married to each other. The princess and her brother are disappointed, but they are told not to worry, because both of them are twins. So, the princess and her brother marry the other couple's twins, and everyone lives happily ever after. That was a very unexpected ending. I will give this film an 8/10.
I would say that this is one of the most funniest screwball comedies I have seen so far. A woman, Gerry, is married to an inventor, who needs a lot of money. After a rich old man gives her some money for no reason, she gets an idea. She will divorce him and woo other rich men into giving her money, until she can raise what her husband needs. Which is oddly noble. Of course, her husband doesn't understand and tries to sabotage her at every turn.
Despite having no suitcase, clothes, or ticket, she somehow makes it Florida on the train. There is a lot of physical comedy even though it stars a lady, which is refreshing. This is better than most modern romantic comedies. She also meets a handsome rich guy who is totally not a Rockefeller.
Her husband shows up, of course, and the rich guy's sister, a princess, falls in love with him. Gerry and her husband turn down the chance to have tons of money for the rest of their lives and stay married to each other. The princess and her brother are disappointed, but they are told not to worry, because both of them are twins. So, the princess and her brother marry the other couple's twins, and everyone lives happily ever after. That was a very unexpected ending. I will give this film an 8/10.
Tuesday, September 13, 2016
El ángel exterminador (The Exterminating Angel) (1962)
Today's film is The Exterminating Angel. It's supposed to be a comedy but its more of an absurd comedy than a laugh-out-loud comedy. I don't understand absurd comedy at all.
So these rich people are at a party, and they all end up spending the night. The next day no one is able to leave the room. As time passes, they start running out of food and water and their situation grow more dire.
I get that it's supposed to be about the Spanish bourgeoisie and the whole situation with the civil war and communism. But how can we relate to this film today? When I watched this film, I thought about comfort zones. A lot of people can't leave a bad job or bad boyfriend because they are trapped in their comfort zone. They're too afraid of the unknown, of what else could be out their that they can't leave. The same way with the party goers in the film, none of them could leave the room. In addition, no one on the outside could enter the house to rescue them. That's because there is no one else to pull you out of your comfort zone, you have to do it yourself.
Eventually they learn the secret to escaping the room and get out. But the story doesn't end there. Another group of people get stuck at a church. These two incidences show that all their money and faith get them nowhere in life. I didn't find this funny but I found it unique. I will give it an 8/10.
So these rich people are at a party, and they all end up spending the night. The next day no one is able to leave the room. As time passes, they start running out of food and water and their situation grow more dire.
I get that it's supposed to be about the Spanish bourgeoisie and the whole situation with the civil war and communism. But how can we relate to this film today? When I watched this film, I thought about comfort zones. A lot of people can't leave a bad job or bad boyfriend because they are trapped in their comfort zone. They're too afraid of the unknown, of what else could be out their that they can't leave. The same way with the party goers in the film, none of them could leave the room. In addition, no one on the outside could enter the house to rescue them. That's because there is no one else to pull you out of your comfort zone, you have to do it yourself.
Eventually they learn the secret to escaping the room and get out. But the story doesn't end there. Another group of people get stuck at a church. These two incidences show that all their money and faith get them nowhere in life. I didn't find this funny but I found it unique. I will give it an 8/10.
Tuesday, July 5, 2016
Ghostbusters (1984)
I hope everyone had a happy 4th of July! I've watched a few new films, but I really feel like I should talk about Ghostbusters because the new one is about to come out soon and I think it will be terrible. Especially since all the marketing seems to declare "if you don't like this you're sexist". Not liking the new movie isn't sexist, it's simply not liking what looks like a terrible movie. Also all of the toys are being put in the boy's toy section not the girls which is odd. If you want girls to be interested in girl characters, then market them to the girls, which no one is doing.
Ok, the first movie came out before I was born, but I grew up watching the Real Ghostbusters cartoon in the '80s. So when the movie came on video, I watched it all the time. Not a huge fan of the second film though. Even though it's about ghosts and the busting of them, it's not a horror film. It could have easily been made a horror film, but they went the comedy route. Three paranormal scientists lose their jobs at a university and decide to put their knowledge to use ridding the city of ghosts. They do so well that they become famous and have to hire another ghostbuster for extra help. It turns out all these extra ghosts are because the world is ending with the apocalypse and gods and everything. Meanwhile, a mysterious building is the source of all these goings-on.
So this movie has everything.
Mystery - what's up with the weird apartment building? Was it built to summon the end of days? What about the safety of the people who live there?
Horror - there's ghosts attacking people, sliming people, a giant marshmallow man is storming the city and the world may come to an end.
Sci fi - neat gadgets, like their blasters that blast the ghosts. Also you can't cross the streams or all your molecules in your body will explode, however they do exactly this at the end and it seems to work alright for them. They also have other objects in their arsenal for the trapping and storage of ghosts.
Comedy - this film has some of the funniest people from the 80s in it, and they wrote it as well. We can quote this film over and over. The humor is not dated so this is a movie that can be watched any year, and it's great to watch at any age. I watched this all the time as a kid, and I still watch it today. The best is Ray because he's the most naive of the ghostbusters. He's the one who chooses the Stay-puft marshmallow man because he thinks he could never hurt anyone.
Everything you could want from a film, you can find in this film. If it had more sappy drama it could have won Best Picture. But it is better than that. It is so awesome. I will give it a 10/10.
Ok, the first movie came out before I was born, but I grew up watching the Real Ghostbusters cartoon in the '80s. So when the movie came on video, I watched it all the time. Not a huge fan of the second film though. Even though it's about ghosts and the busting of them, it's not a horror film. It could have easily been made a horror film, but they went the comedy route. Three paranormal scientists lose their jobs at a university and decide to put their knowledge to use ridding the city of ghosts. They do so well that they become famous and have to hire another ghostbuster for extra help. It turns out all these extra ghosts are because the world is ending with the apocalypse and gods and everything. Meanwhile, a mysterious building is the source of all these goings-on.
So this movie has everything.
Mystery - what's up with the weird apartment building? Was it built to summon the end of days? What about the safety of the people who live there?
Horror - there's ghosts attacking people, sliming people, a giant marshmallow man is storming the city and the world may come to an end.
Sci fi - neat gadgets, like their blasters that blast the ghosts. Also you can't cross the streams or all your molecules in your body will explode, however they do exactly this at the end and it seems to work alright for them. They also have other objects in their arsenal for the trapping and storage of ghosts.
Comedy - this film has some of the funniest people from the 80s in it, and they wrote it as well. We can quote this film over and over. The humor is not dated so this is a movie that can be watched any year, and it's great to watch at any age. I watched this all the time as a kid, and I still watch it today. The best is Ray because he's the most naive of the ghostbusters. He's the one who chooses the Stay-puft marshmallow man because he thinks he could never hurt anyone.
Everything you could want from a film, you can find in this film. If it had more sappy drama it could have won Best Picture. But it is better than that. It is so awesome. I will give it a 10/10.
Saturday, July 2, 2016
Babe (1995)
Today's film is Babe. It's nice to share a movie from my childhood with my own child. I remember watching this film in the theater.
Babe is a little piglet. Pigs only have one purpose, and that is to be eaten. All the other animals know this, except Babe of course. He is taken to a fair where he is meant to be a prize, and he is won by a farmer named Arthur Hoggett. A pig adopted by Hoggett? Is this fate?
Without his mother around, he looks to a Border Collie named Fly as an adoptive mother. Eventually he finds a talent for sheep-herding, but he does it much differently than a dog. Dogs see themselves as superior to sheep, so they talk down to them. However, Babe speaks to them politely, so he has no trouble herding them. Fly's mate, Rex, does not like Babe acting out of line. Pigs should act like pigs and dogs act like dogs. Babe is acting out of the natural order of things and this makes Rex angry.
While Mrs. Hoggett is away, Mr. Hoggett enters Babe into a sheep-herding competition. Will they even accept Babe as a proper entry? After much debate they do, and he is allowed to enter. Now if he doesn't do well, then Mr. Hoggett will be the laughingstock of the entire county. Rex can't allow his master to be embarrassed so he runs back to the sheep to ask for help, something a dog would normally never do. They tell him a password to use, and this allows Babe to talk the sheep at the competition. By speaking cordially to the sheep, he herds them the best way he can.
The scenes in the movie are split up like chapters in a book, so it's easy for kids to follow along. Azalea really liked this aspect of the movie. And of course she loves animals. So this is a good movie for parents to watch with their kids. I will give it an 8/10.
Babe is a little piglet. Pigs only have one purpose, and that is to be eaten. All the other animals know this, except Babe of course. He is taken to a fair where he is meant to be a prize, and he is won by a farmer named Arthur Hoggett. A pig adopted by Hoggett? Is this fate?
Without his mother around, he looks to a Border Collie named Fly as an adoptive mother. Eventually he finds a talent for sheep-herding, but he does it much differently than a dog. Dogs see themselves as superior to sheep, so they talk down to them. However, Babe speaks to them politely, so he has no trouble herding them. Fly's mate, Rex, does not like Babe acting out of line. Pigs should act like pigs and dogs act like dogs. Babe is acting out of the natural order of things and this makes Rex angry.
While Mrs. Hoggett is away, Mr. Hoggett enters Babe into a sheep-herding competition. Will they even accept Babe as a proper entry? After much debate they do, and he is allowed to enter. Now if he doesn't do well, then Mr. Hoggett will be the laughingstock of the entire county. Rex can't allow his master to be embarrassed so he runs back to the sheep to ask for help, something a dog would normally never do. They tell him a password to use, and this allows Babe to talk the sheep at the competition. By speaking cordially to the sheep, he herds them the best way he can.
The scenes in the movie are split up like chapters in a book, so it's easy for kids to follow along. Azalea really liked this aspect of the movie. And of course she loves animals. So this is a good movie for parents to watch with their kids. I will give it an 8/10.
Tuesday, March 15, 2016
Deadpool (2016)
Today's film is Deadpool! I have read many comics about him and have been looking forward to this movie for a long time. The film is a lot like the comics - funny, very violent, and with many breaks of the fourth wall.
The film shows the origin story, of how Wade Wilson became Deadpool. He has a girlfriend, who he thinks is hot, but honestly she looks like Michael Jackson to me. When his powers of healing activate, it spreads his cancer and makes him look rather ugly. He is ashamed of his looks and hids away from his girlfriend.
He tracks down the people who changed him in order for them to fix his ugliness. He enlists the help of two X-Men. "It's almost as if the studio couldn't afford any more", he whines. He does end up finding the people and they have an epic violent battle, but he has to reveal himself to his girlfriend. Will she accept him? I don't see why not, Deadpool is epic. It's not a serious action Marvel film, it' very funny. Deadpool's constant breaking of the fourth wall to speak directly to the audience is hilarious. He often comments about the film itself and the actors in it, as if he's completely aware he is just a character.
The film shows the origin story, of how Wade Wilson became Deadpool. He has a girlfriend, who he thinks is hot, but honestly she looks like Michael Jackson to me. When his powers of healing activate, it spreads his cancer and makes him look rather ugly. He is ashamed of his looks and hids away from his girlfriend.
He tracks down the people who changed him in order for them to fix his ugliness. He enlists the help of two X-Men. "It's almost as if the studio couldn't afford any more", he whines. He does end up finding the people and they have an epic violent battle, but he has to reveal himself to his girlfriend. Will she accept him? I don't see why not, Deadpool is epic. It's not a serious action Marvel film, it' very funny. Deadpool's constant breaking of the fourth wall to speak directly to the audience is hilarious. He often comments about the film itself and the actors in it, as if he's completely aware he is just a character.
Friday, March 4, 2016
Mon Oncle (1958)
Today's film is Mon Oncle (My Uncle). It is another film featuring Jacques Tati's character Mr. Hulot. The central theme of all Jacques Tati's film is that modern life is too complicated and frustrating. The modern world is also cold and impersonal, too plasticky.
This film focuses on Mr. Hulot, and the fact he seems to have no job. We also never see him eat and he always stays clean. Is Mr. Hulot a robot? Is that why he hardly talks?
Mr. Hulot's sister and brother-in-law may see him as a loser, but their son, Gerard is very fond of him, because he's a fun guy. Gerard lives in a sterile, modern house that feels boring, and his fun uncle is a break from that.
Mr. Hulot's sister, Mrs. Arpel, has a mission to get her brother a job as she feels it will be good for him. I think Mr. Hulot's main problem is that he has no spatial awareness. That could be a flaw in his programming.
Gerard and his friends like to pull pranks on unsuspecting adults and fool them. Kids back then were just like kids are today. People like to think kids today are bad because society is worse, or "rap culture" makes them bad, but these kids in the film are no different. Kids throughout history have always been little shits.
Their pranks remind me of my husband's favorite game. There is a place here that you can sample different sodas. One is a terribly bitter soda. It's actually meant to be a palate cleanser, not a soda to gulp as a snack. His favorite pasttime is tricking unsuspecting people to take a huge sip of this soda. Their faces are priceless after drinking it.
One thing that confuses me about this film is the weather. Some people are wearing big coats, while others are wearing sundresses. Well is it hot or cold in France? I don't know.
Shout out to Mr. Arpel for doing everything he can to secure employment for his brother-in-law. He doesn't do it for himself, and he definitely doesn't do it for Hulot, who he sees as a constant fuck-up. He does it because he knows it will make his wife happy, and he loves his wife very much.
Mr. Hulot's lack of spatial awareness in a factory where people and machines depend on him is a recipe for disaster. He can't pay attention to anything and climbs on things like a monkey. Then, he single-handedly destroys about 300 feet of plastic tubing, which can't be cheap.
Mr. Arpel doesn't give up and offers him job after job. Millions of jobless college graduates dream of being in Hulot's position. But instead of being grateful, he just continues to fuck everything up. Finally, Mr. Arpel has the great idea to ship him somewhere else, so the last scene is him dropping off Hulot at the airport.
This film is amusing, but it's not hilarious. I will give it a 7/10.
This film focuses on Mr. Hulot, and the fact he seems to have no job. We also never see him eat and he always stays clean. Is Mr. Hulot a robot? Is that why he hardly talks?
Mr. Hulot's sister and brother-in-law may see him as a loser, but their son, Gerard is very fond of him, because he's a fun guy. Gerard lives in a sterile, modern house that feels boring, and his fun uncle is a break from that.
Mr. Hulot's sister, Mrs. Arpel, has a mission to get her brother a job as she feels it will be good for him. I think Mr. Hulot's main problem is that he has no spatial awareness. That could be a flaw in his programming.
Gerard and his friends like to pull pranks on unsuspecting adults and fool them. Kids back then were just like kids are today. People like to think kids today are bad because society is worse, or "rap culture" makes them bad, but these kids in the film are no different. Kids throughout history have always been little shits.
Their pranks remind me of my husband's favorite game. There is a place here that you can sample different sodas. One is a terribly bitter soda. It's actually meant to be a palate cleanser, not a soda to gulp as a snack. His favorite pasttime is tricking unsuspecting people to take a huge sip of this soda. Their faces are priceless after drinking it.
One thing that confuses me about this film is the weather. Some people are wearing big coats, while others are wearing sundresses. Well is it hot or cold in France? I don't know.
Shout out to Mr. Arpel for doing everything he can to secure employment for his brother-in-law. He doesn't do it for himself, and he definitely doesn't do it for Hulot, who he sees as a constant fuck-up. He does it because he knows it will make his wife happy, and he loves his wife very much.
Mr. Hulot's lack of spatial awareness in a factory where people and machines depend on him is a recipe for disaster. He can't pay attention to anything and climbs on things like a monkey. Then, he single-handedly destroys about 300 feet of plastic tubing, which can't be cheap.
Mr. Arpel doesn't give up and offers him job after job. Millions of jobless college graduates dream of being in Hulot's position. But instead of being grateful, he just continues to fuck everything up. Finally, Mr. Arpel has the great idea to ship him somewhere else, so the last scene is him dropping off Hulot at the airport.
This film is amusing, but it's not hilarious. I will give it a 7/10.
Thursday, February 18, 2016
Some Like it Hot (1959)
Today's film is Some Like it Hot. It's got Marilyn Monroe in it! Yeah let's watch!
The two most funniest things in the universe:
So, these two male musicians, Joe and Jerry, witness a mob hit, and not just any mob hit, but the famous St. Valentine's Day Massacre, in which 8 people were murdered. They see a group of female musicians, and run away with them as to avoid being made.
The two most funniest things in the universe:
- Farts
- Men dressed up as women
So, these two male musicians, Joe and Jerry, witness a mob hit, and not just any mob hit, but the famous St. Valentine's Day Massacre, in which 8 people were murdered. They see a group of female musicians, and run away with them as to avoid being made.
There's men dressed up as women, men dressed up pretending to be different men, it all gets crazy. Is no one who they say they really are? Joe tries his best to woo Marilyn Monroe, which can't be that hard, I mean she's Marilyn Monroe. Come on. Meanwhile, Jerry as a woman is fancied by a millionaire. He tries everything he can to keep him away without revealing himself, but in the end he comes clean and admits he's really a man in disguise. The millionaire doesn't care about that and he and Jerry are still married to this day.
If this movie was remade today, it would star Adam Sandler and Kevin James and my husband would watch it every Friday. 10/10 would watch again.
Wednesday, February 17, 2016
Come Drink with Me (Dai zui xia) (1966)
Yay! It's time to watch a kung fu movie and today's will be Come Drink with Me! This is a fun film that is full of a lot of action. And it stars a woman!
So the bad guys kidnap the governor's son and hold him for ransom. The price will be the release of their leader. The governor sends his best constable to rescue him. She also happens to be the governor's daughter.
The constable, Golden Swallow, at first wears her hair up in a bun and men's clothes. Everyone calls her a young man, but it's clearly obvious she's a woman. This proves a point we learned by watching Mulan: All you have to do is put your hair in a bun and everyone will believe you are a man, no matter how feminine you look.
Golden Swallow is helped by a drunken singing beggar called Drunken Cat. He is funny and always tries to help her. She arrives at the temple to fight everyone and rescue her brother. There are some great fight scenes here. However, she is hit by a poison dart and runs off.
She is rescued by Drunken Cat, who really is a kung fu master in secret!! The bad guys are being helped by an evil monk, who is also a kung fu master! So many kung fu masters, more than you can shake a stick at!!
The bad guy monk wants Drunken Cat's staff for reasons, but he's like NOPE. And they have awesome kung fu battles. Meanwhile, Golden Swallow manages to save her brother without having to give up the bad guy leader. Golden Swallow and her band of female fighters battle with the bad guys. Then, Drunken Cat and evil monk guy have a battle of the staff.
This movie was exciting and had excellently choreographed fight scenes. Also, it had decent female characters without being patronizing. I will give it an 8/10.
So the bad guys kidnap the governor's son and hold him for ransom. The price will be the release of their leader. The governor sends his best constable to rescue him. She also happens to be the governor's daughter.
The constable, Golden Swallow, at first wears her hair up in a bun and men's clothes. Everyone calls her a young man, but it's clearly obvious she's a woman. This proves a point we learned by watching Mulan: All you have to do is put your hair in a bun and everyone will believe you are a man, no matter how feminine you look.
Golden Swallow is helped by a drunken singing beggar called Drunken Cat. He is funny and always tries to help her. She arrives at the temple to fight everyone and rescue her brother. There are some great fight scenes here. However, she is hit by a poison dart and runs off.
She is rescued by Drunken Cat, who really is a kung fu master in secret!! The bad guys are being helped by an evil monk, who is also a kung fu master! So many kung fu masters, more than you can shake a stick at!!
The bad guy monk wants Drunken Cat's staff for reasons, but he's like NOPE. And they have awesome kung fu battles. Meanwhile, Golden Swallow manages to save her brother without having to give up the bad guy leader. Golden Swallow and her band of female fighters battle with the bad guys. Then, Drunken Cat and evil monk guy have a battle of the staff.
This movie was exciting and had excellently choreographed fight scenes. Also, it had decent female characters without being patronizing. I will give it an 8/10.
Friday, January 29, 2016
Le Million (1931)
Today's film is Le Million, which I believe is French for The Million. I did not expect it to be a musical!
The main character is a starving artist type who owes money to a lot of people. His money troubles are over now that he's won the lottery. Everyone sings "Millionaire"! How he probably won't be a millionaire once he's paid everyone off!
Luckily he has put his lotto ticket in a safe space, such as a locked box or drawer. No, wait, he is a man; he just stuck it in his jacket pocket and left that at his girlfriend's apartment. She gives it to a fugitive to help him out. His friend and/or possibly roommate also knows about the jacket, and some friend he is because now he's after it for himself!
Everyone goes on a wild goose chase to retrieve the jacket, but we all know he's going to get the ticket back. It is actually the fugitive from the beginning that helps them out the most. I will give this film a 7/10.
The main character is a starving artist type who owes money to a lot of people. His money troubles are over now that he's won the lottery. Everyone sings "Millionaire"! How he probably won't be a millionaire once he's paid everyone off!
Luckily he has put his lotto ticket in a safe space, such as a locked box or drawer. No, wait, he is a man; he just stuck it in his jacket pocket and left that at his girlfriend's apartment. She gives it to a fugitive to help him out. His friend and/or possibly roommate also knows about the jacket, and some friend he is because now he's after it for himself!
Everyone goes on a wild goose chase to retrieve the jacket, but we all know he's going to get the ticket back. It is actually the fugitive from the beginning that helps them out the most. I will give this film a 7/10.
Monday, January 25, 2016
Three Kings (1999)
Today's film is Three Kings. Is it a war drama, a comedy, or social commentary? Maybe it is all three! At the end of the Gulf War in the early 1990s, 4 soldiers set about to retrieve some stolen gold. And they get it fairly quickly about 35 minutes into the film. The hard part will be getting the gold where it needs to go.
As they already trying to transfer the gold, the people of the region keep needing their assistance. Pesky people and their constant need for help! The soldiers do the right thing and help the citizens, putting their needs over the desire for gold. There is a lot of commentary over the real reasons we went over there, as well as the current state the area is in. Nothing that we don't already know, but remember this film was made before Junior Bush sent troops to Iraq and reopened old wounds. In a sense, this film could have been set more recently and we would not have seen much difference. I will give this an 8/10.
As they already trying to transfer the gold, the people of the region keep needing their assistance. Pesky people and their constant need for help! The soldiers do the right thing and help the citizens, putting their needs over the desire for gold. There is a lot of commentary over the real reasons we went over there, as well as the current state the area is in. Nothing that we don't already know, but remember this film was made before Junior Bush sent troops to Iraq and reopened old wounds. In a sense, this film could have been set more recently and we would not have seen much difference. I will give this an 8/10.
Sunday, January 10, 2016
Gold Diggers of 1933 (1933)
Today's film is Gold Diggers of 1933. It is about people trying to put on a Broadway show in the middle of the Great Depression, so it will conveniently be a musical. Actually the songs are recognizable even if you haven't seen the film yet. This film is funny and full of dirty/risque jokes.
A group of showgirls, Polly, Carol, and Trixie, live together and are excited that a new show will soon be put on. However, there isn't any money invested yet. Luckily, the handsome piano player next door, Brad, offers his services as a musician/songwriter and a small payment. He doesn't write a check, but instead shows up later to offer $15000 cash. That's a lot of money! He is being super secretive so it's easy to be suspicious of him.
At first, Trixie suspects he is a bank robber, but the truth is worse - he's from a conservative rich family. His older brother and the family lawyer waste no time in traveling to his house to tell him exactly what they think of cheap scandalous showgirls. The showgirls are quite insulted and decide to give them a run for their money. So, they prove they are not gold diggers by...being gold diggers??
Everything seems to end up well, seeing as how every character gets married. Also it shows you shouldn't judge people before you know them. Also, the song "Gold Digger" was written by Kanye West, and he later married one. Go figure.
A group of showgirls, Polly, Carol, and Trixie, live together and are excited that a new show will soon be put on. However, there isn't any money invested yet. Luckily, the handsome piano player next door, Brad, offers his services as a musician/songwriter and a small payment. He doesn't write a check, but instead shows up later to offer $15000 cash. That's a lot of money! He is being super secretive so it's easy to be suspicious of him.
At first, Trixie suspects he is a bank robber, but the truth is worse - he's from a conservative rich family. His older brother and the family lawyer waste no time in traveling to his house to tell him exactly what they think of cheap scandalous showgirls. The showgirls are quite insulted and decide to give them a run for their money. So, they prove they are not gold diggers by...being gold diggers??
Everything seems to end up well, seeing as how every character gets married. Also it shows you shouldn't judge people before you know them. Also, the song "Gold Digger" was written by Kanye West, and he later married one. Go figure.
The last scenes actually show bits of the musical they're performing. They have a violin number which seems especially "electric". The last number actually alludes to the depression and refers to the plight of homeless veterans. Well, I am so glad we don't have that problem anymore. This film was made 83 years ago, you'd think people would have come up with a solution by now. I will give this film a 9/10.
Sunday, December 27, 2015
Les vacances de Monsieur Hulot (M. Hulot's Holiday) (1953)
Today's film is M. Hulot's Holiday. It is a good, simple film.
So it takes place during vacation season when the whole country flocks to the seaside for relaxation. A lot of the scenes, especially in the beginning, reminded me of the movie Airplane. Most of the gags are visual in nature. There is barely any talking at all. In fact, there's not really a story or plot, it's just a bunch of people, including M. Hulot who are taking a vacation.
Most of the humor comes from M. Hulot's carelessness or lack of thought. He leaves the door open while getting his luggage, and this causes the whole lobby to be windy. Or, he doesn't put up the brakes while changing his tire, so his car rolls down the hill.
Other than that, a lot of the people are still mentally at work and can't relax on vacation. We see that even worse today. Work is work, vacation is vacation. In this way this film will always be relevant.
I will give it an 8/10.
So it takes place during vacation season when the whole country flocks to the seaside for relaxation. A lot of the scenes, especially in the beginning, reminded me of the movie Airplane. Most of the gags are visual in nature. There is barely any talking at all. In fact, there's not really a story or plot, it's just a bunch of people, including M. Hulot who are taking a vacation.
Most of the humor comes from M. Hulot's carelessness or lack of thought. He leaves the door open while getting his luggage, and this causes the whole lobby to be windy. Or, he doesn't put up the brakes while changing his tire, so his car rolls down the hill.
Other than that, a lot of the people are still mentally at work and can't relax on vacation. We see that even worse today. Work is work, vacation is vacation. In this way this film will always be relevant.
I will give it an 8/10.
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Saturday, December 12, 2015
On the Town (1949)
Today we are watching a fun movie, On the Town. It follows three sailors making the most of their 24 hour shore leave in New York City.
They soon get burnt out from sightseeing and decide to go find some ladies. Two of them have no problem finding lady companions, but not the last one,Gabey. He falls in love with a "Miss Turnstiles" after seeing her picture on a poster. So he has to have her. Man there is like 5 million women in New York City, you can't be that picky. What does he even have to offer her?
One thing I really liked was the female characters, Brunhilde the cabby and Claire the scientist. They are not shy and demure, they are just as flirtatious as the men. They provide much of the humor in the film. Brunhilde also tries to find a match for her roommate, who unfortunately looks like Cinderella's evil stepsister. After an accident involving a dinosaur skeleton, now the cops are looking for them too! It's about to get wacky in here!
Eventually Gabey does meet up with Miss Turnstiles, who wants nothing to do with him until they both find out they are from the same bumfuck nowhere town. Gabey and his friends catch up to her at her dance number, which involves them wearing dance clothes too. Men wearing women's clothes is always funny. The cops catch up to them, and they are put back on their ship. But we notice that it's morning again, and we see more sailors pouring out, ready to experience the city that never sleeps. And tomorrow it will begin anew again. I thought this movie was funny. I will give it a 7/10.
They soon get burnt out from sightseeing and decide to go find some ladies. Two of them have no problem finding lady companions, but not the last one,Gabey. He falls in love with a "Miss Turnstiles" after seeing her picture on a poster. So he has to have her. Man there is like 5 million women in New York City, you can't be that picky. What does he even have to offer her?
One thing I really liked was the female characters, Brunhilde the cabby and Claire the scientist. They are not shy and demure, they are just as flirtatious as the men. They provide much of the humor in the film. Brunhilde also tries to find a match for her roommate, who unfortunately looks like Cinderella's evil stepsister. After an accident involving a dinosaur skeleton, now the cops are looking for them too! It's about to get wacky in here!
Eventually Gabey does meet up with Miss Turnstiles, who wants nothing to do with him until they both find out they are from the same bumfuck nowhere town. Gabey and his friends catch up to her at her dance number, which involves them wearing dance clothes too. Men wearing women's clothes is always funny. The cops catch up to them, and they are put back on their ship. But we notice that it's morning again, and we see more sailors pouring out, ready to experience the city that never sleeps. And tomorrow it will begin anew again. I thought this movie was funny. I will give it a 7/10.
Saturday, October 24, 2015
Annie Hall (1977)
I have now watched this film four times because I feel like I have to write about every film on the list. I can't think of anything positive to say. All of the characters were unlikable. I don't understand any of the humor involved. Maybe some of it was meant to be sarcastic, but people like me can't detect sarcasm so it gets really frustrating. I am so frustrated with watching this film. I think it was meant to be a comedy but I am not 100% sure. I definitely have no reason to watch it again. I will give it a 5/10.
Tuesday, October 13, 2015
Hausu (1977)
the strangest film I have ever seen. That would probably be Naked
Lunch. Also, Mulholland Drive was strange, but it made me angry.
This film did not make me angry.
I have heard many things about this film, but it was near impossible
to find. But surprise! It randomly appeared on demand for one day
only, so I seized the opportunity and watched it right then. It was
nothing like I expected, and I have seen plenty of Japanese horror
films. But, there is so much humor in this film as well.
I believe that Evil Dead II got a lot of its inspiration from this
film. The gross out humor, body parts, lots of blood, strange magic,
all of this are found in both films. It starts off as a normal film
where we are expecting horror elements, then goes off on a tangent of
bizarreness.
film. The gross out humor, body parts, lots of blood, strange magic,
all of this are found in both films. It starts off as a normal film
where we are expecting horror elements, then goes off on a tangent of
bizarreness.
One of my favorite parts is where the guy doesn’t want any watermelon,
instead he wants bananas, and in the next scene we see he has turned
into bananas! The girls in the film all go by nicknames. Melody
loves to play piano, and she gets eaten by one while her fingers
continue to play. Everyone is going to be killed in strange ways.
There are also elements of magic and witchcraft at play as well. This
film was unique and very amusing. I will give it an 8/10.
instead he wants bananas, and in the next scene we see he has turned
into bananas! The girls in the film all go by nicknames. Melody
loves to play piano, and she gets eaten by one while her fingers
continue to play. Everyone is going to be killed in strange ways.
There are also elements of magic and witchcraft at play as well. This
film was unique and very amusing. I will give it an 8/10.
Friday, August 21, 2015
Sedmikrásky (Daisies) (1966)
Today's film is Daisies. I loved this film! It was hilarious!
The film takes place in Cold War-era Czechoslovakia. Two girls, both named Marie, decide to be bad and do generally naughty and mischievous things. The film is overall wacky.
Most of the film, the two white girls stuff themselves with food, especially whipped cream topped desserts, and hit on older men. I really identify with that and therefore this film speaks to me on a spiritual level.
There's so much cool stuff going on. Camera tricks, editing tricks. Marie cuts off other Marie's head and her disembodied head floats around laughing at her. The colors of the scene change often. This is like a visual, constantly moving art piece.
Another important scene is where the two Maries cut up a bunch of phallic shaped foods into pieces with their scissors. I'm sure this is very symbolic of the feminist nature of the film. Also, they cut out magazine pictures and eat them.
The Maries end up eating and destroying an entire banquet. They feel bad about this, so they try to clean up, only to have the chandelier land on them! They also question if they even exist. How does one prove that? This film is so artistic and so much fun. However, it is not a long film. That is because film production had to be halted because everyone was arrested for wasting food. Oh, well that is communism for you. I will give this film a 8/10.
The film takes place in Cold War-era Czechoslovakia. Two girls, both named Marie, decide to be bad and do generally naughty and mischievous things. The film is overall wacky.
Most of the film, the two white girls stuff themselves with food, especially whipped cream topped desserts, and hit on older men. I really identify with that and therefore this film speaks to me on a spiritual level.
There's so much cool stuff going on. Camera tricks, editing tricks. Marie cuts off other Marie's head and her disembodied head floats around laughing at her. The colors of the scene change often. This is like a visual, constantly moving art piece.
Another important scene is where the two Maries cut up a bunch of phallic shaped foods into pieces with their scissors. I'm sure this is very symbolic of the feminist nature of the film. Also, they cut out magazine pictures and eat them.
The Maries end up eating and destroying an entire banquet. They feel bad about this, so they try to clean up, only to have the chandelier land on them! They also question if they even exist. How does one prove that? This film is so artistic and so much fun. However, it is not a long film. That is because film production had to be halted because everyone was arrested for wasting food. Oh, well that is communism for you. I will give this film a 8/10.
Monday, July 27, 2015
If... (1968) and Elephant (2003)
Today's movie is If... ! It's a look back to high school days, but it's also more than that. My high school was almost exactly like this, except, you know, we're girls. The main character, Mick (played by Malcolm McDowell) is a upperclassman who enjoys rebelling against the system with his friends.
The staff of the school are rather bizarre and let a group of seniors, called Whips do all the discipline, which they are more than happy to dole out to Mick and his friends. Mick and his friends are not bad people, they are free spirits in a restrictive environment. After a particularly cruel beating Mick and them are forced to clean out the basement, and find grenades, because of course there'd be grenades in a basement.
During the Founder's Day celebration, everyone is gathered inside until Mick and friends smoke them out. As they run outside, the group picks them off with automatic weapons from the rooftop. This entire part is surreal, because no one would really do this. Oh wait, I live in America, yes this sort of thing happens quite often. And no one seems to know what to do to prevent it. I will give this film an 8/10. It's more about rebelling against an unforgiving strict society that aims to keep us down.
Today's film is also Elephant, which can either be called "sad homage to a film like If.." or "sad reflection of today's reality". The story is basic at best. Really long takes of people walking, long takes of the sky, like I don't care. In both films, we don't see any parents interacting with their children. Except for the one drunk dad who's a screw up.
Then, there's the bullied kids who end up shooting up the school. If you're wondering how it's possible for them to obtain weapons, well I live in Florida where it's extremely easy to buy guns. There's a gun store on every corner, and shooting ranges/clubs everywhere. There was a famous ad here from Nation Trucks that offered a free AK-47 with every purchase of a truck. In actuality, they gave us a $400 voucher for the gun store where you could buy anything and the AK-47 was an attention grabber. It really is the best and easiest to handle out of the automatic weapons. imo. Also, the kids could just get it from their parent's room. The man who shot up the church in Charleston got his gun as a birthday gift.
The problem with Elephant is that we don't get to know anyone whereas in If, we get to know Mick and his friends, and even some of the minor characters in other grades. It's more like a documentary style. But there's no heart in it. It's just some bullied kids who can't handle their emotions and anger taking it out on everyone around them. The threat of being shot, along with common core, is one of the reasons it might be a good idea to homeschool. Most schools nowadays have metal detectors because of the sheer amount of shootings. Also, the movie takes so long to get to its point, and then oh its just a school shooting for shock value. Yeah I learned nothing. I will give this film a 2/10.
The staff of the school are rather bizarre and let a group of seniors, called Whips do all the discipline, which they are more than happy to dole out to Mick and his friends. Mick and his friends are not bad people, they are free spirits in a restrictive environment. After a particularly cruel beating Mick and them are forced to clean out the basement, and find grenades, because of course there'd be grenades in a basement.
During the Founder's Day celebration, everyone is gathered inside until Mick and friends smoke them out. As they run outside, the group picks them off with automatic weapons from the rooftop. This entire part is surreal, because no one would really do this. Oh wait, I live in America, yes this sort of thing happens quite often. And no one seems to know what to do to prevent it. I will give this film an 8/10. It's more about rebelling against an unforgiving strict society that aims to keep us down.
Today's film is also Elephant, which can either be called "sad homage to a film like If.." or "sad reflection of today's reality". The story is basic at best. Really long takes of people walking, long takes of the sky, like I don't care. In both films, we don't see any parents interacting with their children. Except for the one drunk dad who's a screw up.
Then, there's the bullied kids who end up shooting up the school. If you're wondering how it's possible for them to obtain weapons, well I live in Florida where it's extremely easy to buy guns. There's a gun store on every corner, and shooting ranges/clubs everywhere. There was a famous ad here from Nation Trucks that offered a free AK-47 with every purchase of a truck. In actuality, they gave us a $400 voucher for the gun store where you could buy anything and the AK-47 was an attention grabber. It really is the best and easiest to handle out of the automatic weapons. imo. Also, the kids could just get it from their parent's room. The man who shot up the church in Charleston got his gun as a birthday gift.
The problem with Elephant is that we don't get to know anyone whereas in If, we get to know Mick and his friends, and even some of the minor characters in other grades. It's more like a documentary style. But there's no heart in it. It's just some bullied kids who can't handle their emotions and anger taking it out on everyone around them. The threat of being shot, along with common core, is one of the reasons it might be a good idea to homeschool. Most schools nowadays have metal detectors because of the sheer amount of shootings. Also, the movie takes so long to get to its point, and then oh its just a school shooting for shock value. Yeah I learned nothing. I will give this film a 2/10.
Monday, June 29, 2015
She's Gotta Have It (1986)
Poetry. Love. Weird Nipples. You'll get all of these when you watch today's film, She's Gotta Have It. This is Spike Lee's first film right out of film school, and that's obvious.
Spike Lee used his friends from film school as well as his family (and himself) as actors in this film. It's about an independent woman named Nola dating three men at the same time, and who is not ready to settle down yet. She has a great job, beautiful big apartment, and has her life together. Her three boyfriends are a poet, a narcissist, and a sneakerhead (played by the mousy Lee). Also, one of her female friends has a crush on her.
One thing I didn't like were the character interviews. Why were they being interviewed? Who was filming them? Who was asking the questions? Was it me? Am I asking the questions to the characters? It seems too easy to find out about the other characters and situations by interviewing them. How did we know the old man was Nola's father? Because he looked straight at the camera and told us. How did we know about her ex-roommate and why she left? Because the ex-roommate looked straight at the camera and told us. It just seems lazy to me.
I liked how it was about a woman who enjoyed sex without presenting her as gross or immoral. Women like sex too, we're just not supposed to admit it. Nola is independent and fierce, and none of her choices of partner are right for her. She's not going to settle for anyone unless he is truly right for her. I will give this film a 6/10.
Spike Lee used his friends from film school as well as his family (and himself) as actors in this film. It's about an independent woman named Nola dating three men at the same time, and who is not ready to settle down yet. She has a great job, beautiful big apartment, and has her life together. Her three boyfriends are a poet, a narcissist, and a sneakerhead (played by the mousy Lee). Also, one of her female friends has a crush on her.
One thing I didn't like were the character interviews. Why were they being interviewed? Who was filming them? Who was asking the questions? Was it me? Am I asking the questions to the characters? It seems too easy to find out about the other characters and situations by interviewing them. How did we know the old man was Nola's father? Because he looked straight at the camera and told us. How did we know about her ex-roommate and why she left? Because the ex-roommate looked straight at the camera and told us. It just seems lazy to me.
I liked how it was about a woman who enjoyed sex without presenting her as gross or immoral. Women like sex too, we're just not supposed to admit it. Nola is independent and fierce, and none of her choices of partner are right for her. She's not going to settle for anyone unless he is truly right for her. I will give this film a 6/10.
Thursday, April 16, 2015
Frank (2014)
Today's movie is Frank, mainly because I heard good things about it, and wanted to know why Frank wears a giant fake head. Turns out he's crazy. Could not see that coming.
Our main character is Jon, a keyboard player who dreams of being a big time artist. By chance, he gets invited to play for a strange band led by Frank, who wears a giant fake head. Strange doesn't even begin to properly describe this band, and Frank isn't even the worst person in the band. The worst person is the ill-tempered Clara who uses her rage and hatred to control Frank. Also in the band are two angry French people and Don, who invites Jon to travel with them.
After playing together, they travel to a small island near Ireland to record their album, which takes an extremely long time due to Frank's demand for everything to be perfect. After running out of money, Jon offers to use his inheriterance to keep staying on the island recording, but that does not speed anyone up. Meanwhile, Jon records everything on Twitter and youtube and gets the world involved in watching their antics. They get invited to play SXSW (south by southwest, a huge festival in Austin) but it ends up being a disaster.
Even though the movie is funny, there are a lot of heartfelt moments, and we wish the best for Frank. Jon thinks that separating him from Clara is in his best interest, but he can't cope without her. He loses his fake head and runs back to his parent's home without telling anyone. His parents explain to Jon why he wears a fake head, and that he never had any trauma in his life that leads him to great music. He acts this way because he's mentally ill. A lot of people are mentally ill without any trauma or reason, that's how they are. It's an illness. His parents accept him and want the best for him. Jon takes Frank back to Clara, who sings to her without his giant head.
This movie is very unpredictable and sweet. I will give it an 8/10.
Our main character is Jon, a keyboard player who dreams of being a big time artist. By chance, he gets invited to play for a strange band led by Frank, who wears a giant fake head. Strange doesn't even begin to properly describe this band, and Frank isn't even the worst person in the band. The worst person is the ill-tempered Clara who uses her rage and hatred to control Frank. Also in the band are two angry French people and Don, who invites Jon to travel with them.
After playing together, they travel to a small island near Ireland to record their album, which takes an extremely long time due to Frank's demand for everything to be perfect. After running out of money, Jon offers to use his inheriterance to keep staying on the island recording, but that does not speed anyone up. Meanwhile, Jon records everything on Twitter and youtube and gets the world involved in watching their antics. They get invited to play SXSW (south by southwest, a huge festival in Austin) but it ends up being a disaster.
Even though the movie is funny, there are a lot of heartfelt moments, and we wish the best for Frank. Jon thinks that separating him from Clara is in his best interest, but he can't cope without her. He loses his fake head and runs back to his parent's home without telling anyone. His parents explain to Jon why he wears a fake head, and that he never had any trauma in his life that leads him to great music. He acts this way because he's mentally ill. A lot of people are mentally ill without any trauma or reason, that's how they are. It's an illness. His parents accept him and want the best for him. Jon takes Frank back to Clara, who sings to her without his giant head.
This movie is very unpredictable and sweet. I will give it an 8/10.
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